David Hasselhoof Got Alcohol Poisoning

David Hasselhoff is kind of a wreck. He proves that just about every time he is in front of a camera. If ANYONE needs to go to rehab, it is David Hasselhoff. Most people ignore his addiction to alcohol because he is a witty judge on a talent show, even though he has 0 talent himself. According to Radar, he has been hospitalized 7 times for alcohol poisoning in the past several years. On this visit, they rushed him to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center where they found out he had a blood alcohol rating of .39.

That is reallydrunk. They didn’t mention what he was drinking, but I am willing to bet my left nut that it wasn’t beer. What is even more sad is that he was alone when he got sloshed and was “discovered” by his daughter Haley,16, in his Encino home. How pathetic. I will continue to make fun of The Hoff when he acts like a jerk and is slurring his words on America’s Got Talentbut in all reality, I want him to get help. Rather he gets help or not, he will keep a warm douchey place in my heart for all eternity.

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