Archive for April, 2009
Brad Pitt Is Stressed Out
Apr 1st
More news oozing from the Jolie-Pitt camp today. Kind of like how it oozes everyday. But this time it graced the cover of OK! magazine. Apparently Brad Pitt is sick and tired of staying at home and watching the kids while his girlfriend goes out and makes films and does humanitarian work. It is hard to say girlfriend after all this time because you would think they would have gotten married by now. But no.
According to OK! Brad is putting his foot down and demanding that they get married or the relationship is off. Also he told Angelina that he wants to be married before he has anymore kids. I am sure once they tie the knot Brad will become complacent and then after some time goes by, drops out of her life like a stone in a pond. According to the source the couple are on such hard rocks that they don’t even have sex anymore. You mean they had sex? I didn’t know that. I just figured they were adopting babies left and right because Brad was impotent or in the closet. I learn something new everyday.
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Links that prefer friendship over lust
Madonna is charitable- IDLYITW
Cutepocalypse- yeeeah
Bai Ling has talent nipples- Celeb News Wire
Lauren Conrad wants to be like Jennifer Aniston- I Don’t Want Your Life
Playmates go golfing- Attu World
The next girl Katy Perry will kiss is Rihanna- Allie Is Wired
Britney Spears dresses appropriately- IDLYITW
Jessica Simpson works at a computer store… APRIL FOOLS! Seriously, give it time though- Geno’s World
Tori Spelling is skinnier- popbytes
Violet Affleck loves ice cream- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Halle Berry dances on Ellen- Drunken Stepfather
Russell Brand gets serious- Holy Moly
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Miley Cyrus is growing up fast- notorious news
Osbournes: Reloaded Kicked Off Fox
Apr 1st
Ozzy Osbourne and his family have a kick ass new variety show called Osbournes: Reloadedand it is airing on Fox. But one city thought that the show was too obscene, so they pulled it off the air. I didn’t even know that each individual city had the right to decide what will air and what will not. I feel very sorry for whoever lives in that town because the Osbournes kick ass. Especially his oldest daughter who hates to be on camera. She is my favorite.
David Cavileer, nice name, had this to say about the show, ” I just felt it was not keeping with community standards.” What a dick. Now everyone in Panama City has to go without the Osbournes. What did they air instead? The fucking Simpson’s. The Simpson’s suck ass and got their ass kicked by Family Guy for years now. He goes on to say, ” They are reporting it to be a variety show. There is worst stuff than this out there. This show in my market does not serve my public in Panama City. I did not feel it was appropriate.” Who the fuck does he think he is? His market? His public? I bet it is one of those dry cities too where you can not buy alcohol. What a prude. You’re square man! You’re square! Me and my long hair friends are going to come to your office and boycott your ass. As soon as we get done smoking this reefer. Wait where are my keys? What’s that? Oh, I was just told we live on the other side of the country and I can’t find my cars keys but when I do, It’s totally gonna be your ass!
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