A-Rod Had Bitch Tits

A-Rod is just another athlete that cheated his way into the big leagues. It has been known for months now that he was using steroids when he played for the Rangers, but we didn’t know until now that he came down with a condition known as gynecomastia which basically causes men to grow tits. I wonder what size bra he was wearing. I love tits but on a guy it would just feel weird.

I am sure because of this he would be moved to tears when he watched Fight Cluband saw Meatloaf’s character who had some pretty big knockers himself. Of course all of his team mates found the condition hysterical giving him the nickname “Bitch Tits.” Ironically at Hooters, which usually celebrates a big bust, hated A-Rod because he would only tip 15%. What a cheap skate. Doesn’t he know those girls are easy and you can usually get a BJ in the bathroom if you tip a good 30%?

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