Chris Brown Might Get Off

Chris Brown is as guilty as the sky is blue, but since the cops suck at concealing evidence he may walk. Most people, especially readers of this site have seen the pictures of Rihanna beaten and bloody. But the pictures were obtained through a leak, and that is what give Chris Brown’s attorney, Mark Geragos, the ammunition to get the entire case dismissed.

Geragos says in his own words, “The leaks can form the basis for a motion to dismiss the case in regards to outrageous governmental misconduct.” That sounds like a bunch of lawyer mumbo jumbo to me. What happened to the law you beat the shit out of a helpless girl and deserve to have your ass molested in prison for the next several years. Yea, yea I like the second option better.

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