Paris Hilton Is…Kind Of Smart

In the news everyone is hearing endlessly about this new sickness that is sweeping the nation called the swine flu. I am not sure how you get it, but it has something to do with eating pork. Paris Hilton will not get the swine flu because she avoids meats like that. She eats a different kind of meat on a nightly basis if you know what I mean. She even spoke out about the swine flu to a TMZ photographer.

Here is how the conversation went down. Photog: You worried about the swine flu, Paris? It’s killing a lot of people in Mexico. Paris: I don’t eat that. Genius! I don’t know if she was referring to eating the swine flu or eating dysentery ridden food from Mexico, but either way, she is not eating that. In other Paris news, she is receiving an award for her fragrance line and has signed a 3 year deal to continue making the stench. Congrats on the fragrance Paris, I hope the swine flu gives you explosive diarrhea.

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