It Was Everything You Imagined It Would Be
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag a.k.a Speidi, a.k.a. The Attention Whores got hitched this weekend at 4 o’clock on Saturday. They already got married in Mexico but that isn’t in the U.S.A. so that didn’t count. And this wasn’t a very small affair. OK it was small in regards to how many people were there, but the amenities spared no expense. When I was on Facebook, many people who live in California were bitching about how a sky writer was writing “Spencer Loves Heidi” in the air over and over.
How romantic. It warms my soul to know that someone would succumb to that level of douche baggery in a failed attempt to seem romantic. And the big expenses didn’t stop there, Heidi wore almost $1.2 million worth of jewels from Neil Lane. Of course people don’t do big things like this just for themselves. Well… not Speidi. Cameras were there and the wedding will be on MTV’s The Hills. Even though Heidi and Lauren Conrad have beef curtains, Lauren still showed up to the wedding.
Just to name a few d-listers that showed up include, Brody Jenner, Jayde Nicole, Audrina Patridge, Frankie Delgado, Kristin Cavallari and Lauren “Lo” Bosworth. So the whole gang was there. How romantic, how sexy, how… oh fuck it they will be in the tabloids again tomorrow, no reason to trump this up.
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about 1 year ago - No comments
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Dolly Would Be Proud
about 1 year ago - 1 comment
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about 1 year ago - 1 comment
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about 1 year ago - 1 comment
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Heidi Montag Moved Out
about 1 year ago - No comments
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Do It Right This Time!
about 1 year ago - 1 comment
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Get It Right This Time
about 1 year ago - No comments
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about 2 years ago - No comments
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about 2 years ago - 1 comment
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Heidi Montag Might Have Had Plastic Surgery
about 2 years ago - No comments
I never thought that I would want to bang Heidi Montag more than I already do but after looking at these plastic surgery before and after photos it makes me realize that I REALLY wanna bang Heidi Montag. The chick on the right looks nothing like Heidi and is hotter but believe it or not
about 2 years ago
Heidi and Lauren have beef CURTAINS you mean. Essential word FAIL.
about 2 years ago
@DrunkenTech: Great catch on the typo! I added beef CURTAINS, but I think I may prefer “ham wallet” or “hatchet wound” better. What do you guys think?
\-Fatback