Jay Leno Has Been Hospitalized

Jay Leno is one funny motherfucker. So it kind of sucks that he got hospitalized for a mystery illness. He is checked into St. Josephs Medical Center and apparently is doing just fine. He is even writing material for the show and is testing it out on his doctors. I am sure they are all standing around the bed brown nosing the host and laughing hysterically at all of his jokes even if they are not funny.

What is really interesting about this story is the fact that he has not missed a single taping of the Tonight Show since taking it over in 1992. Apparently he drove himself to the hospital and I am willing to bet anything that hiscar in L.A. is almost sure to be broken into. Have you seen Jay Leno’s cars? They are fucking amazing. I think I will make a trip down to the hospital and check out Jay’s sweet ride. All I said was that I am going to “look at” Jay’s car. Now where is my crowbar?

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