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A lot of men tuned in to watch the most superficial thing I have probably witnessed in my entire life last night. Miss USA. It was a killer show and even though douche bags like Perez Hilton were judges, it was an alright event. That is until Miss California had to make those fucked up comments about gay marriage in California. She said,” We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite. And you know what, I think in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised.”

Granted Miss USA contestants usually aren’t picked for their intelligence, but this was an amazingly STUPID thing to say. Especially to that flaming queen Perez Hilton. Now people are speculating that that comment alone cost her the crown. Which I would not be surprised by. Either way, I still get to have sex with the winner. Yes, it is a deal me and Mr.Trump worked out a long time ago. If he brings me the winner tied up and ball gagged after the competition, I let him get the building contracts to some of the sweetest real estate in the NYC area. We are tight like that.

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