Lindsay Lohan To Star In Topless Vegas Show

It seems that the news coming out of the LiLo camp just gets better and better. Not only is she apparently drinking again,which I doubt, but she is back to craving that dick. I personally think that she never did truly stop craving dick but I am not inside her head so I don’t know. But this post is not about drug abuse or sexual orientation. It is about the talks Lohan is in now with a Las Vegas casino to star in her own topless peep show. A show I would very much like to go to.

Lohan said the other night in response to rumor that Jerry Michell may be pursuing the star for a spot in an upcoming topless show, ” If they make me an offer, and the money’s right, I’ll do it.” Hot damn! This is the kind of news I like to hear on a Monday. I personally have never been to Vegas but if a topless Lohan is stripping on stage, I may have to take my vacation a couple months early.

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