Lindsay Lohan Is Going To Vegas

It seems that the news coming out of the LiLo camp just gets better and better. Not only is she apparently drinking again,which I doubt, but she is back to craving that dick. I personally think that she never did truly stop craving dick but I am not inside her head so I don’t know. But this post is not about drug abuse or sexual orientation. It is about the talks Lohan is in now with a Las Vegas casino to star in her own topless peep show. A show I would very much like to go to.

Lohan said the other night in response to rumor that Jerry Michell may be pursuing the star for a spot in an upcoming topless show, ” If they make me an offer, and the money’s right, I’ll do it.” Hot damn! This is the kind of news I like to hear on a Monday. I personally have never been to Vegas but if a topless Lohan is stripping on stage, I may have to take my vacation a couple months early.