People Still Stalk Britney Spears?
Thursday morning a woman was arrested on the property of Britney Spears’ California home. She was arrested wearing full camouflage and sporting a camera. I don’t know what she was doing there as Britney wasn’t home. What is really spectacular about this whole situation is that someone actually cares enough about Britney Spears to actually stalk her.
And it doesn’t end there, she was actually an American Idol season 5 contestant who auditioned with Britney Spears’ Everytime.Afterwards Britney didn’t miss a beat and went on to perform at one of her concerts. Her two boys watched the sexually charged show but apparently they were taken away before Britney started dry humped a stripper pole. Some day they will know the truth. The truth that Britney is an attention whoring skank that has practically no sanity. When that day comes I will befriend the two sons so I can get a cut of the cash when Britney dies from a cheetos overdose and gives all of her money to her two sons.
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Links that creep darkly in the night
I can see Lady GaGa’s…black tape?- IDLYITW
Susan Boyle is the ugliest singer in the world- Amy Grindhouse
Amy Winehouse wants to write a childrens book. No I am not kidding. – Celeb News Wire
MSNBC talks teabagging- yeeeah
Ali Lohan has herpees- Allie Is Wired
Hayden Panettiere is cute- I Don’t Want Your Life
Dina Lohan is brilliant- IDLYITW
Pink is in her bra- Drunken Stepfather
Guess the breast! I already know the answer- Holy Moly
Audrina Patridge has a hot sister- IBBB
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Lauren Hildebrandt interview- Geno’s World
Drew Barrymore looks good- popbytes
The embodiment of wrinkles- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Suri Cruise turns 3! – notorious news
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