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Thursday morning a woman was arrested on the property of Britney Spears’ California home. She was arrested wearing full camouflage and sporting a camera. I don’t know what she was doing there as Britney wasn’t home. What is really spectacular about this whole situation is that someone actually cares enough about Britney Spears to actually stalk her.

And it doesn’t end there, she was actually an American Idol season 5 contestant who auditioned with Britney Spears’ Everytime.Afterwards Britney didn’t miss a beat and went on to perform at one of her concerts. Her two boys watched the sexually charged show but apparently they were taken away before Britney started dry humped a stripper pole. Some day they will know the truth. The truth that Britney is an attention whoring skank that has practically no sanity. When that day comes I will befriend the two sons so I can get a cut of the cash when Britney dies from a cheetos overdose and gives all of her money to her two sons.

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