Hulk Hogan Is Homicidal

Hulk Hogan isn’t much of an attention whore unlike his daughter,pictured above. But he is voicing his opinion recently after breaking up with his wife Linda. What is hysterical about this story is the fact that Linda left him for the pool boy. You hear about shit like that happening in books but you never think it actually happens in real life. And what is even funnier, is the pool boy is 30 years her junior.

After his wife forced him out of his $18 million home he said, ” I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife…I totally understand OJ. I get it.” Now calm down Hulk. Won’t Vince McMahon give you some good head so you can get some sleep tonight? I would actually feel sorry for the Hulk if the story wasn’t so hysterical and if he wasn’t such a douche bag.