Taylor Swift Strips For Charity
OK, so she is actually not taking off her clothes. She is actually just donating her old prom dress that she hasn’t worn in years to charity. I would love to hear that Taylor was getting naked for PETA or some other charity, but that job is for attention whores like Kourtney Kardashian. To make up for it, we have a very littleTaylor Swift nipple slip above. She is donating her prom dress, that she didn’t score in, to donatemydress.org. Really? That sounds made up.
Taylor isn’t the first celebrity to donate to the website. Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato also donated their rags to the charity. Taylor says, “I chose to give away this prom dress because I wore it once and loved it! To keep it around, hanging there all by itself and lonely in my closet, never to be worn again seemed a little pointless. I want another girl to feel good in it and have a great prom night because of this dress.” This is just another story of Taylor Swift trying to piggyback on the tails of Disney stars.
No one really knows why she does this, but it has to have something to do with the fact that she doesn’t want to grow up. I would like to make a joke about the possible cum stains left on the dress from prom night, but you know her ass didn’t put out. She probably was so paranoid about getting pregnant on prom night as soon as her boyfriend tried to kiss her, she punched him in the balls and immediately went inside and inhaled an entire bottle of morning after pills. It only works when he puts his pee pee in your woo woo Taylor. Didn’t they teach you that in sex ed class? Whoops! I just said sex. I am going to wash my mouth out with soap now.
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Links that wear a promise ring
Lindsay Lohan is a red head again- IDLYITW
The blind dude from American Idol went home last night- IBBB
Zac Efron tried to be funny- Allie Is Wired
Vida Guerra is lusty in latex- yeeeah
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Angelina Jolie will do what she wants, when she wants- Celeb News Wire
Kelly Brook is confusing- IDLYITW
What the fuck is Miley Cyrus doing? – I Don’t Want Your Life
Enrique Inglesias collects used tampons- Holy Moly
Everybody loves Miley Cyrus. Well except me.- Amy Grindhouse
Creative body art. And boobs- Attu World
Gwen Stefani is leggy- Drunken Stepfather
The attention whores do their daily whorin’- popbytes
Ben Affleck was a douche bag before he married Jennifer Garner- Geno’s World
Jennifer Lopez has a wig room- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Baseball player killed in hit-and-run- notorious news
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