Jessica Simpson Fails At Country

A lot of people are annoyed by Jessica Simpson. Mostly for the fact that she just won’t go away. I remember when her career started and she had one, ONE, hit song. So basically she is a one hit wonder who is doing everything in her power to suck every second out of her 15 minutes of fame. News is coming out today, well yesterday really, that Jessica Simpson got dropped by her record label. Remember this isn’t some teen pop star record label, this is a reputable country record label.

Usually when you think of a big name like Jessica Simpson, you wouldn’t imagine that she would stoop to the level of opening for another singer/band. But that is exactly what she did. She opened for the Rascal Flatts and she was so bummed out about the nightly performances, she went to Cabo instead of the country music awards. Apparently on a nightly basis Jessica fumbled the lyrics and was greeted by booing crowds. The chick just sucks. At everything. Don’t get me wrong I totally wanna bang her and she is very good at looking pretty. But I think it is time she take a new career path. Pop music=fail.Country music= fail. Movies= fail. Pornography= best selling porn since Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson went on a vacation.