Samantha Ronson Wants A Restraining Order

I am going to take this news with a big grain of salt and take my time before saying that LiLo and SamRo are dunzo. Apparently Samantha Rosnon’s family, not necessarily Samantha Ronson, wants to get a restraining order against Lindsay Lohan. Sgt.Nutall of the Beverly Hills PD said, ” They were directed to the court to get a restraining order.” I saw some video yesterday of LiLo hiding her face and getting asked by the paparazzi if her and Sam were dunzo and all she had to say was, “I love Sam.”

This is sad news, but for the sake of entertainment it is pretty good news. She could relapse after this and get some dick at the clubs she goes to every night. Since she started dating Sam, Lohan’s life has been way to boring. And I doubt Sam was smart enough to make a sex tape of the two having sex. In fact, I wouldn’t want to see that tape. My body would exchange orgasms when Lindsay was on the screen and vomitous when Sam was on the screen. My body would go from orgasm to vomitous so many times that I would eventually die from dehydration. Talk about a bitter/sweet death.