The Country Music Awards Were Last Night
Last night something happened that I could care less about. Yes it was the 44th Annual Academy Music Awards. I didn’t watch it, but it was basically a bunch of hicks bitching about their hound dog getting run over by a pick em’ up truck and then they all cried and got drunk. Of course there was one highlight to the show. You got to see Carrie Underwood. Even though her songs suck, she is the ultimate eye candy. Taylor Swift was there, but she is not an attention whore so I didn’t see any pics of her.
It was actually a pretty big night for Carrie. She is the first woman to win ACM entertainer of the year since 2001. Most people, when winning an honorable award they usually thank God or their parents or some bullshit like that. But Carrie didn’t. Instead she said, “I don’t know what to say! I got nothing. Mike,baby, I wish you were here!” The Mike she is referring to is some hockey player that will dump her redneck ass as soon as he gets to tap that shit. More pics of Carrie Underwood being ungrateful below.
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about 2 years ago - No comments
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about 2 years ago - 3 comments
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about 3 years ago - 1 comment
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about 3 years ago - 1 comment
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about 3 years ago - 1 comment
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