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This weekend was a pretty funny weekend for Lindsay Lohan. Well funny for me, tragic for LiLo. It started with Lindsay showing up at a party that SamRo was deejaying and 5, yes 5, bodyguards restricted Lohan from entering the building. Obviously, Lindsay was pissed and went back to her hotel. Then the next day, locksmiths were spotted by TMZ  changing the locks at Samantha Ronson’s house. When LiLo showed up, she was locked out.

With all of this shit happening on camera, if I were in LiLo shoes I would feel pretty embarrassed. I am sure this is going to be the straw that broke the camels back and Lindsay will probably go bang Chace Crawford or whatever male celebrity most resembles a lesbo. I am sure they will miss each others cunts in a couple of days and they will reunite and continue their deejaying,party crashing ways.

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