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The tabloids were all abuzz yesterday when it was being reported that Madonna was adopting a baby named Mercy James from Malawi. All things looked good until she pulled a Nadya Suleman. What I mean by that is, she tried to adopt as a single mother. Octomom never tried to adopt, but being a single mother meant she wasn’t ready to have a handful of kids. The bid for Mercy has officially been rejected and we are not sure whether or not she will get a second chance to adopt. Hahahahahahahaha!

Actually Madonna will get a second chance because her lawyer filed for an appeal. But things do not look good. The judge said, ” I think the welfare of Chifundo [ African for Mercy] will be better served if she grows within the environment of the culture of Malawi.” Of course, this whole thing may have turned out differently if Madonna had actually showed up to court. The judge would have seen her glowing beauty and her Hollywood sex appeal and would have been in shock of this angel who entered the courtroom. She would have not only granted Madonna adoption rights to Malawi, but would have mentioned coupon Thursday at the local adoption bank. Hell, Madonna would have blown the judges mind so much, that she could partake in the deal without even HAVING a coupon. They don’t offer those 20% off rates to just anyone you know.  

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