Archive for March, 2009
Heeere’s Jimmy!
Mar 3rd
A lot of people think since Jimmy Fallon isn’t the most famous person in the world that somehow his hosting Late Night would flop. But that couldn’t be further from the truth. He acting did very good in the ratings. He got something like 37% higher views last night than Conan O’Brian got in the past. I can get into the numbers and show you “technically” how well he did but that is a bunch of mumbo jumbo. He did well, and that is all you need to know.
I was quite busy last night and didn’t get to see the debut show but I will be watching tonight and I look forward to this skinny mofo making me laugh. I watched a clip here where he “slow jams the news.” It was kind of a flashback to something you would see on SNL when him and Tina Fey did the news update. I am still on the edge of my seat to see Conan again because he is and probably always will be infinitely more funny than Jimmy Fallon, but in the meantime I have Leno.
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Links that go to bed at 7:00
Vanessa Anne Hudgens peeped out Watchmen- IDLYITW
Sharon Osbourne is getting sued- Holy Moly
Holly Madison still has great tits- Drunken Stepfather
Pete Wentz wants to hit it from behind- I Don’t Want Your Life
Kim Kardashian has fresh bikini pictures- yeeeah
God DAMN Rosario Dawson has a long tongue! – Celeb News Wire
The Bachelor is smooth- IDLYITW
Leighton Meester would look better with less clothes on- Allie Is Wired
The City recap- IBBB
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Lil Kim is going to be on DWTS- popbytes
J-Love pays $2.2 mil for Us magazine to publish photos of her baby. She has a baby?- Geno’s World
Miley Cyrus Is Skimpy
Mar 3rd
Yesterday Miley Cyrus went for a jog with her pedophile boyfriend Justin Gaston. I don’t see why she felt it was necessary to wear daisy dukes and a shirt cut so low it would make Paris Hilton cry, but she deemed it necessary. She went on Ryan Gaycrest’s radio talk show and had to throw her 2 cents in on the photo op. She said, “I don’t get the big whoop, but whatever. I guess it’s just… I am not allowed to jog anymore.”
Yea Miley, like…whatever. When asked why daisy dukes were necessary she told Ryan, “Like, O-M-G.” And made an emoticon with her hands. I personally have no beef with these photos, I just like telling the world how much of a slut she is when she is around her boyfriend. I posted some pictures of him below and if you saw him you would see why she acts so slutty for him.
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Rihanna A.K.A. Tina Turner
Mar 2nd
Rihanna is a shallow dumb bitch, so I guess she can not find another guy to hook up with. I took it pretty easy on Rihanna in the past few weeks because I felt sorry for her. But not anymore. Rumors are circulating and People confirms that she is indeed back with Chris Brown. More than likely she will probably not press charges either. They are staying at P.Diddy’s mansion, making Diddy an enabler, in Miami and apparently Chris is trying to get some studio time in.
I hope he writes a song about how he kicked the fuck out of his girlfriend. That would make a cool song. I am not sure exactly who he thinks is going to buy this cd. I doubt any of his cds will sell after what he did. Which is a shame because before he beat up Rihanna, he was one of the hottest song writers in L.A. and just about every hip hop artist wanted to record with him. Is that me feeling sorry for him? How dare I! I am going to slap myself in the face and give myself a swirly in the toilet so I never feel sorry for a girl beater again.
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Links that will never get a finger raised to them
Melissa Theuriau is topless- IDLYITW
J-Lo has an Elvis mullet- IBBB
Adam Lambert is gay- Allie Is Wired
Michelle Williams is topless- Celeb News Wire
Denise Richards gets attention on and off the set of DWTS- Drunken Stepfather
Jessica Alba has fucked up grandma hands- I Don’t Want Your Life
Miley Cyrus jogs in daisy dukes- IDLYITW
LiLo hits up starbucks- Holy Moly
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
AnnaLynne McCord to Marry Carrot Top- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Watchmen cast says there won’t be a sequel- Geno’s World
K-Fed is a gold digger extraordinaire! – notorious news
Amy Winehouse has landed in the U.K. – popbytes
Britney Spears Isn’t Popular Anymore
Mar 2nd
Britney Spears life isn’t exactly a bed of roses. In my personal opinion it is just as fucked up as it was 2 years ago. At least then she was having some fun. Britney Spears is trying to stage some kind of big comeback which isn’t going that well. Her body is slammin’ but her songs just aren’t as catchy as they once were. According to a source close to the Britney camp claims, ” Group sales are down considerably and then you’ve got individual tickets that cost as much as $500 a piece. That’s a lot of money to spend on an artist that isn’t a sure bet right now.”
Damn right that is a lot of money. I wouldn’t spend over $150 for a band I wanted to see, and $150 would get me some killerseats. What the fuck is she thinking charging that much? In the long run the seats will not be filled and everyone will point and laugh at Spears through out the tour saying she is just plain unsuccessful. Or I will. Regardless of ticket sales, Britney will be ok financially. Daddy Spears will make sure of the that. Oh and K-Fed will be smoking Cuban cigars on a golden throne, because of his ridiculous alimony check. K-Fed-1, Britney Spears-0.
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