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Madonna feels that having only a handful of kids isn’t enough, and much like Nadya Suleman, she wants many more. Madonna is heading to Milawi to finalize her kidnappingadoption of 3 year old Mercy James which other civilians of the area are protesting. This is basically the equivalent of Amy Winehouse coming to America and adopting a toddler and taking him/her back to the U.K. You can see why people are protesting this move.

The rest of this story is filled with big, foreign sounding words like Lilongwe and Blantyre, so I will dumb it down. Madonna is going to some remote village and she is signing papers in a  court to take the baby home today. Most “normal” people have to wait like 6 months to get a baby. But I am assuming if you have cash on hand, you can get one just about anywhere in the world. The kid will live with Madonna until she turns 18, and after that she will probably get a little reality show going and become famous for being famous or as some superficial people call it, Hollywood royalty. If things work out the way I want them to work out, then Madonna will not get the kid for the simple fact that she is a single mother but I never get what I want. Maybe the key is to not want it. I don’t want $1 million and a hot super model girlfriend. There we go. Eat that  karma.

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