Paris Hilton Reserves Her Spot On The D-List

Paris Hilton and Kathy Griffin could not be any different. Other than they both are on the d-list and are completely talentless. OK so maybe they do have something in common. They spent the day yesterday shopping at Kitson’s with their dogs. Kathy is dressed in some sort of coked out tutu outfit and Paris looks like…well…Paris. Usually when the Hollywood elite, which they are not, go shopping with their dogs usually the dogs are confined to a purse or a doggy handbag that costs $15,000 but Kathy went shopping with what looks like a fucking great dane.

Kathy has a lot to learn about being on the d-list. She has to be more superficial. That and usually people on the d-list are beautiful people that are simply famous for being famous and looks good on the red carpet at all the movie premieres that they are not invited to. Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Kim Kardashian and Heidi Montag are perfect for this role. Kathy Griffin? Not so much. She actually tried to be talented and failed miserably at it. Granted that failed attempt occurred in the 90’s but time never lets wounds heal. Let’s all engage in a collective point and laugh. ::points:: Hahahahaha!