Ashlee Simpson Is A House Mom
Pete Wentz is the center of attention these days. Or at least it seems that way since Ashlee is almost nowhere to be found. When you search Ashlee Simpson on paparazzi websites all you get is pictures of Pete Wentz getting his hair colored,getting tattoos and buying skinny jeans. And don’t forget about the guyliner. Yea the guyliner. It seems that Ashlee has been stuck in the house for weeks while Pete goes out and about. It is not like he is out bringing home the bacon either. His band The Fall Out Boyshaven’t released a cd in some time.
The only person from the Simpson camp that had anything to say isn’t even in the united states. Bitch is in Australia. She said, ” This is not true. Everything is fine in their world.” Well you heard it. The chick in Australia says things are all good in Hollywood. I don’t see what the big deal is. I go out and party on a regular basis and leave my wife home to cook and clean. We are really happy. Except when she doesn’t have my cigars and slippers ready when I get home. Then all hell breaks loose. Why can’t women get it through their head that when they don’t make their husbands happy they get the hand. It’s easy, no slippers=the hand.No cigars=the hand. No sports section=the hand. I should really write a How to keep your man happy handbook. It is a lot less painful.
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Links that can cook a mean chicken dinner
Rihanna got some gun tattoos- IDLYITW
Audrina Patridge is in Australia- IBBB
David Beckham is playing football, properly pronounced “soccer” – yeeeah
Madonna is adopting another baby- Holy Moly
Britney Spears is moving to New Jersey…for now- Allie Is Wired
Anna Faris has bigger boobs in Arena- Drunken Stepfather
J-Love in Mexico part 2- IDLYITW
Sean Penn and Natalie Portman take themselves WAY to seriously- Celeb News Wire
Zac Efron Doesn’t fuck Vanessa Anne Hudgens. Vanessa Anne Hudgens fucks Zac efron.- I Don’t Want Your Life
Some fugly chick from CSI is divorcing her husband- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Who doesn’t belong with the others? – Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Where The Wild Things Are trailer- popbytes
Lindsay lohan is a giant failure!- notorious news
Halle Berry gives Jay Leno a smell test- Geno’s World
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By Tom O










March 26th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
Fall Out Boy, not The Fall Out Boys, released a CD in December ‘08, so I’m not sure what you mean by saying they haven’t released a CD in some time. Three months is a long time now? Check your facts.