Jennifer Aniston Swears Off Marriage

Jennifer Aniston is pretty pathetic. And her view of men is pretty pathetic. did I say pathetic yet? Oh yea, pathetic. But now that she has split with boyfriend John Mayer, she has decided to swear off men and marriage for the foreseeable future. A source tells OK magazine, ” Ever since Jen and Brad split, she has tried desperately to find another man wh would win her heart and be the husband she’s always dreamed of. But she now realizes that Brad’s shoes are impossible to fill.”

Well Brad does have big feet. And you know what they say about a guy who has big feet. That’s right, he has a tiny penis. even though Jennifer seems to be done with men, she can always explore the lesbian side of her. Let’s face it, the chick always wears pants and hates dresses, so she kind of fits in already. But more than likely she will just get artificially inseminated. The same source says, ” More than anything, Jen wants to be a mom. She has dreamed of having a child ever since she was a little girl, and the fact that she may not have a partner isn’t going to stop her from realizing that dream.” Seems like her plate is pretty full. No boyfriend, lesbianism to explore and getting knocked up. Bitch could win the nobel peace prize and I would still make fun of her on this site. So, it doesn’t really matter does it?

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