Britney Paid $417,000 To Ditch K-Fed

Most people know me as the guy who gives tons of props to K-Fed for being the best gold digger ever. I also celebrate the fact that that dude hasn’t had a job in like 6 years. Dude lives off alimony and will continue to do so until he dies. But this story isn’t about the gold digger abilities of K-Fed. It is about how Britney Spears dumped a total of $2.7 million getting rid of him and getting herself the mental help she so desperately needed.

So $2.7 million for everything but $417,000 of that was getting K-Fed out of her life to some degree and getting custody of her kids. Which didn’t go so well at the beginning if you don’t remember. If she didn’t act like a spaz and hired a cheaper law firm she could have gotten her kids back twice as fast with half as much money, but she did things that crazy way. Or should I say the Spears way. Maybe that can become a catch phrase. When people think something is happening that is crazy they can call it Spears. You destroyed my car for an April fools joke? You’re so Spears. Yea she slaughtered a cat in her front yard and got sent to the mental hospital. That bitch is Spears. You see? It makes sense doesn’t it?