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People were speculating as recent as a week ago that Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green might be engaged which was a let down to a lot of horny perverts around the world. But now it is being reported that Megan Fox has moved out of Brian Austin Green’s home and is now living in a hotel. Brian is upset because his son Cassius doesn’t want her to go. I wouldn’t want her to go either.

But fuck the son. He will pull through. Buck up kid. When my mom moved out when I was 10 the only question on my mind was, am I still going to get my full allowance? Things could be worse. But for perverts like myself, things could not be looking any better. Hopefully Megan will celebrate her new found freedom with a skinny dip in the hotel pool. But if that doesn’t happen we can settle for these Megan Fox paparazzi pics below.

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