Let It Be True
Rihanna may be famous for something more than her vocals. According to Star magazine Chris Brown has recorded a sex tape with her and he is thinking about releasing it to the public. I seem to be an expert in celebrity sex tapes so if this thing comes to surface I am willing to bet my left nut that it will be bought by Red Light Productions and it will sell for anywhere between $15- $20 million.
This, just like Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson is a sex tape that I would definitely buy. I didn’t bother with the Kim Kardashian sex tape because it is about 45 minutes of some black dude getting a BJ. If this sex tape ever does surface, which is doubtful, then it would probably get all of Rihanna’s songs pulled from Radio Disney. But who knows. They still play that Cheetah Girls shit after a booty shot from one of the girl surfaced on the internet. And Vanessa Anne Hudgens is still being played on that station even though she posed nude for a picture intended for Zac Efron leaked onto the internet. I don’t know why I am talking about Disney. Probably because it is more likely that they will play Rihanna’s Umbrella 3 times this day instead of the porno hitting the net in the next 3 years.
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Avril Lavigne dresses like a 13 year old- Drunken Stepfather
Natalie Imbruglia is still slammin’ hot- I Don’t Want Your Life
An Amy Winehouse upskirt- yeeeah
Charles Manson is old- IDLYITW
Happy birthday Lady Gaga- Allie Is Wired
Fred Durst banged Britney Spears- Celeb News Wire
Hope Dworaczyk is in Playboy- Geno’s World
Valentino is dark- popbytes
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Cuteness unplugged- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
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