Kelly Osbourne Is Clean

No, I don’t mean she took a shower and put on deodorant. I mean she is clean from drugs. Kelly Osbourne has recently exited rehab for the third time since 2004 and this time it took. She says that she had been using drugs since she was 13. She tells People, ” I have my tonsils taken out [ at age 13], and they gave me liquid vicodin. I found, when I take this, people like me. I’m having fun, I am not getting picked on. It became a confidence thing.”

Liquid vicodin? I think I just creamed my pants. Note to self: damage my tonsils so I can get them taken out and get some liquid vicodin. Kelly is coming to a living room near you when the new Osbournes show Osbournes Reloaded comes to Fox on March 31. I can not wait. I fucking loved The Osbournes and I will watch every episode of Osbournes Reloaded. I am sure one of them, Sharon,Jack,Ozzy or Kelly will slip up and get dirty drunk or stoned and make an ass of themselves on national tv. That would be my dream come true.