Get Crunk With JT

Justin Timberlake is seen as a cool guy in a lot of peoples eyes. I just think of him as that douche bag who got to bang Britney Spears when she was still hot. To show even more people that he is a cool guy he is releasing a new type of tequila called 901. Of course since JT is such a trendy guy you can only buy it in LasVegas, Los Angeles, New York and St.Louis.

I saw a picture of this tequila and it is that clear crap that party girls dink in their margaritas because realtequila looks ugly. What is with the strange name? Justin’s spokesperson said, ” 901 is that time of night when your evening is ending, but your night is just beginning. It is also a subtle nod to his hometown.” Of course the name means nothing. The only way to truly test a brand of hard liquor is to serve it to drunk college girls and see how quickly they shed their clothing. If they have been drunk for more than 10 minutes and they haven’t shed at least two items of clothing, the drink has failed. I will do my own field test of 901 this Friday night. If it doesn’t work, instead of trying to get my money back, I will track down JT and smash the bottle over his head.