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Amy Winehouse is doing just about anything possible to keep her ass out of the clink. Even though a little bit of jail time might do the girl some good. The person in question is Sherene Flash. She is claiming that Amy assaulted her. With a name like Flash I am surprised she didn’t just upper cut Amy and run off at the speed of lightning. But you can’t judge a book by its cover.

Amy is due to come back to court in July, leaving her to smoke as much crack and shoot as much smack as she can before they finally put her behind bars. I used to be cynical and think that if you are famous it is not likely that you will go to jail, but ever since 2007 my views have changed dramatically. So we will see if this pans out. I am not sure how the courts work on the other side of the pond, but if it is anything like Hollywood, then we should be getting daily updates about her time in the pokey kind of like how TMZ did with the Paris Hilton incarceration.

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