God Damn It!
Well, pervs around the world can start crying and cursing their maker now. Megan Fox is off the market. That douche bag Brian Austin Green gave the world the best blessing the world can ask for and broke up with Megan Fox. Then they stayed friends and were apparently fuck buddies which I did not care about, but now it is being reported that they are in fact an item again.
Not only are they back together, and the engagement might still be on, but they are actually in couples therapy so a break up will not happen again. A source tells In Touch weekly, ” It was a mutual decision. Lots of couples go to therapy together, and they are commited to try and make it work.” What a bunch of bullshit. Brian Austin Green has a little pecker and will never satisfy Megan Fox. It is me you need. Me and my 11 inch penis. Oh God, I need to wipe away these tears. I still need to go out into the world and live.
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