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Kelly Clarkson is on the market. That is not anything new, she has been single practically her entire adult life. And that is not because of the little extra junk in her trunk. She is still very good looking. She tells Us magazine, ” Oh, my God, I have no desire.” When she was asked about having kids. ” I would not be a good mother.” The reason for that probably is because she is in the closet.

Granted she did make out with some dude in the video My Life Would Suck Without Youbut that doesn’t prove anything. I am not out to slander Clarkson good name, but let’s face it I really am. She goes on to tell Us magazine, ” I went to see He’s Just Not That Into You the other night, and honestly, you walk away from that movie feeling so glad that you’re single.” Actually Kelly, that movie is about people trying not to be single. It is a movie, you take a dateto. All of this is lost on Kelly Clarkson. It is like talking to a retarded brick wall. Maybe she did bring a date and she didn’t even know it. But alas, that date didn’t have a penis between her legs.

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