Don’t Worry. Amy Winehouse Will Not Be coming To The U.S.
Amy Winehouse has returned from St.Lucia and apparently she is drug free. I will take that with a huge grain of salt. She is attempting to stage a comeback kind of like Britney Spears but she is not going to be performing in the U.S. anytime soon. She has an open warrant for her arrest, or whatever the fuck you call a warrant overseas, for assault. Because of this she can not be granted a temporary work visa and therefore will not be performing at the Coachella festival in California.
The good thing that has come of all of this is the bee hive weave. Oh how I missed the bee hive weave. I don’t think she has any new songs to promote so this would be a comeback comeback. It would just be a hey look at me I am sober thing. We’ll see where this leads but the fact that our borders are safely guarded from crack fiends and train wrecks makes me feel very safe and warm.
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