Jakko To Announce Molestation Tour
The gloved molestor is back. Jakko is planning on touring London with his list of ear bleeding hits. I am assuming he just needs the money. Jakko always needs the money. According to OMGÂ legions of fans awaited Michael to make the announcement of the tour. Legions?Is that the 5 members of N.A.M.B.L.A. who think Jakko would make a kick ass spokesperson for their cause?
And do you remember all that Jakko shit you could buy from an auction including Jakko’s socks? Well apparently he was not behind that auction and it was actually just shit they found lying around Neverland ranch when it was obtained by creditors or whoever. Jakko launched a law suit against those people and is trying to get the stuff back. So if you had a fantasy of jacking off with Jakko’s rhinestone studded glove, I am sorry. You will not get your wish.
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about 2 years ago
Call him whatever you want,but he’s still the KING OF POP. These manufactured artists nowadays have nothing on him. I’m looking forward to the tour.