Lindsay Lohan Is Moving Out

If you ever wanted to own a piece of Lindsay Lohan, besides her underwear, now is your chance. She is moving out of her NYC apartment and it is being sold at the bargain price of $1.2 mil. Considering LiLo used to live there and it has an unobstructed view of the statue of liberty, I would say that is a steal. Hell there are even pictures of Lohan standing at various places inside the apartment showing off the $100,000+ she put into the place.

Here is Lindsay Lohan drinking her favorite drink, red bull cocktailed with red bull. I don’t see why she would want to move out from such a plush pad. I guess because she is only in NYC every 6 months. But can you imagine the wild monkey sex her and Samantha Ronson must have had in that place? I don’t really want to picture it. Unless I can picture only half of it. The Lindsay Lohan half. I don’t wanna picture…shit! I just pictured SamRo naked. Baseball cards.Baseball cards. Baseball cards. My grandmother naked. My grandmother naked. My grandmother naked. Oh God it didn’t work. Now I have to clean the puke off my keyboard.

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