Lindsay Lohan Is Moving Out
If you ever wanted to own a piece of Lindsay Lohan, besides her underwear, now is your chance. She is moving out of her NYC apartment and it is being sold at the bargain price of $1.2 mil. Considering LiLo used to live there and it has an unobstructed view of the statue of liberty, I would say that is a steal. Hell there are even pictures of Lohan standing at various places inside the apartment showing off the $100,000+ she put into the place.
Here is Lindsay Lohan drinking her favorite drink, red bull cocktailed with red bull. I don’t see why she would want to move out from such a plush pad. I guess because she is only in NYC every 6 months. But can you imagine the wild monkey sex her and Samantha Ronson must have had in that place? I don’t really want to picture it. Unless I can picture only half of it. The Lindsay Lohan half. I don’t wanna picture…shit! I just pictured SamRo naked. Baseball cards.Baseball cards. Baseball cards. My grandmother naked. My grandmother naked. My grandmother naked. Oh God it didn’t work. Now I have to clean the puke off my keyboard.
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Links that o.d. on red bull every night
Britney Spears’ tour is tanking- IDLYITW
Reese Witherspoon bitches at Elle magazine- Allie Is Wired
A Malin Akerman upskirt- Celeb News Wire
Rihanna will not testify against Chris Brown- yeeeah
Megan Fox is getting drunk- I Don’t Want Your Life
Mischa Barton had some drunken party pics stolen- Drunken Stepfather
The Bachelor is a jackass- IDLYITW
Amy Winehouse’s ex is dating a 16 year old- Holy Moly
Angelina Jolie is trying to look like Jennifer Aniston- IBBB
Heidi Klum has a bra mobile- popbytes
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Nobody likes Paris Hilton anymore- Geno’s World
Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson chill at a Lakers game- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Miley Cyrus penned an autobriography- notorious news
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