Holly Madison Is Going To Be On Dancing With The Stars

Dancing With The Stars is a lame show. At least in my opinion. But it is about to become a lot less lame. Holly Madison is going to be starring on the show this season. It is rumored that she will be replacing Jewel, which is a relief because I don’t want one hot chick replacing another hot chick because then my penis becomes confused. Jewel is not a hot chick, or even a decent looking chick, or even a chick for that matter.

Here she is wearing her douche bag boyfriend, Chris Angel’s shirt. They actually aren’t together anymore but I am sure she still wears his clothes because he dresses like a pretty little girl. I would ask him what it is like to do anal with Holly Madison but he would probably put both his forefingers on his temples and squint his eyes. Hey Chris, stop that! Oh my God! My brain! My braaaaaaaaaaaain!

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