Rihanna A.K.A. Tina Turner
Rihanna is a shallow dumb bitch, so I guess she can not find another guy to hook up with. I took it pretty easy on Rihanna in the past few weeks because I felt sorry for her. But not anymore. Rumors are circulating and People confirms that she is indeed back with Chris Brown. More than likely she will probably not press charges either. They are staying at P.Diddy’s mansion, making Diddy an enabler, in Miami and apparently Chris is trying to get some studio time in.
I hope he writes a song about how he kicked the fuck out of his girlfriend. That would make a cool song. I am not sure exactly who he thinks is going to buy this cd. I doubt any of his cds will sell after what he did. Which is a shame because before he beat up Rihanna, he was one of the hottest song writers in L.A. and just about every hip hop artist wanted to record with him. Is that me feeling sorry for him? How dare I! I am going to slap myself in the face and give myself a swirly in the toilet so I never feel sorry for a girl beater again.
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Links that will never get a finger raised to them
Melissa Theuriau is topless- IDLYITW
J-Lo has an Elvis mullet- IBBB
Adam Lambert is gay- Allie Is Wired
Michelle Williams is topless- Celeb News Wire
Denise Richards gets attention on and off the set of DWTS- Drunken Stepfather
Jessica Alba has fucked up grandma hands- I Don’t Want Your Life
Miley Cyrus jogs in daisy dukes- IDLYITW
LiLo hits up starbucks- Holy Moly
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
AnnaLynne McCord to Marry Carrot Top- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Watchmen cast says there won’t be a sequel- Geno’s World
K-Fed is a gold digger extraordinaire! – notorious news
Amy Winehouse has landed in the U.K. – popbytes
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By Tom O













March 3rd, 2009 at 12:36 am
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March 4th, 2009 at 5:47 am
EAT THE CAKE RIHANNA! EAT THE CAKE…..