Archive for February, 2009
Look Out NY, Here Comes Angelina Jolie
Feb 18th
Angelina Jolie or the better half of Brangelina as most people know them spent about a half hour checking out a NYC apartment. Of course this isn’t just someapartment, it is in the upper Washington Heights rank. Leave to Brangelina to act so compassionate to the rest of the world and wanting to rebuild homes in New Orleans and save starving children in other countries and then turn around and get an apartment in a gated community where you can not even cross the toll bridge without $500,000 for the booth.
Some people would say I have a love/hate relationship with Brangelina. I am leaning towards the latter. Here are some pictures with her hauling her snot nosed, ankle biting, shit machines around NYC. I can’t even identify the kids anymore. Hell I can’t even tell which are hers and which ones she adopted. It looks to me that the one on the right is Shiloh? And the one on the left is Zahara? Or Zuma? Or Zwahili? I could care less. I hope they lose the apartment because there is a no children policy. The reason she is in NYC is because she is filming a new movie. It won’t be another Changeling. This will fail. Along with most of her other movies. My suggestion for a movie? Gia 2. This time with more bush.
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Rihanna Is “Appalled”
Feb 17th
Rihanna finally caught wind of Chris Brown’s bs apology and she is “appalled” by it. In the apology he basically says that all the stuff going on on the internet, such as his facebook page, is all false and that it is not really him. When we all know it is. And that the blogs are all wrong and that he can not say anymore until he has his day in court. Rihanna’s friend basically said that there is no way to take his apology sincerely when he won’t admit guilt.
What I think Chris Brown is deluding himself to is the fact that he thinks he will still be a hot song writer and people will actually want to work with him when it is well known that he was the one who beat the shit out of Rihanna. His career is over. He may go to jail, he may have enough money to keep himself out of jail, but his career is completely over. Rihanna however will probably have a few sympathy parties where her popularity will sky rocket. And then she will fall off of everybody’s radar when they realize she isn’t that great a singer. In summarization, Chris Brown career= over, Rihanna career= still got legs.
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Links that will live on forever
The City recap- IBBB
Celebrities weigh in on the Rihanna ass beating- Allie Is Wired
Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia are dunzo- Celeb News Wire
Miley will continue to live in mommy and daddy’s basement- yeeeah
Sophia Bush is cute as a button- I Don’t Want Your Life
Vanessa Anne Hudgens looks hot even when she pumps gas- Drunken Stepfather
Confessions Of A Shopoholic is famous in the U.K. – Holy Moly
God DAMN LiLo is skinny! – d-listed
What the fuck is Jessica Biel doing? – IDLYITW
Heidi Klum too heavy? I don’t think so. – Geno’s World
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel to move in together- notorious news
Lohan Still Craving That Dick
Feb 17th
I like a pair of lesbians just like anybody else but aside from the occasional lovers spat, the relationship between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson has been pretty boring. To spice things up, and basically to feed her craving for dick, Lindsay has been secretlyseeing Chace Crawford. They haven’t been seen pictured together for quite some time but she has apparently been texting him like nonstop.
A source says, “She has a habit of over texting people, especially when she is attracted to them which is what happened with Chace. She’d have insomnia and he’d wake up to 5 or 6 text messages asking what he was up to. She has a habit of getting bored in the middle of the night and likes to flirt and get attention in order to keep her busy. Chace never acted on some of the things she suggested like meeting up, it was a little stalker like and creepy to be honest. He was just trying to be friendly.” None of this surprises me. Lindsay is still an attention whore and wants to throw a little bit of dick in the middle of her life. I figured by now this Chase guy would intercede and break her and SamRo up but apparently he was born without any testicles. Don’t tell Lindsay that, it may screw up your chances for intercourse.
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Salma Hayek Is Rich Now
Feb 16th
Damn! This is a day to go down in history. No not because it is Presidents Day, but because this is probably the best gold digger story in the history of the United States. Salma Hayek has wed billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault in Paris on Valentine’s Day. How romantic. Only douche bags get married on Valentine’s Day and I am surprised more celebrities didn’t get on Saturday. I am sure more celebrities got married this Valentine’s Day but none of them are being reported upon because none of them have this big of a gold digger status.
It is very sad to say that Salma Hayek is officially off the market but this isn’t exactly a match made in heaven. Originally the two got engaged in 2007 and broke off the engagement in 2008. And now they are back together. Even if Salma does come back on to the market you can bet your sweet panties that she is never gonna settle for someone who has under half a bil in their bank account. Maybe this will loosen up the morals of Salma Hayek. Maybe she will become one of those yoga instructing free spirit type of people who all of a sudden become very appreciative of their beautiful body. That could lead to more nude scenes. This is asking for a lot but I just hope she makes her way back onto the market.
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Links that are middle class
LiLo needs to ditch SamRo already- IBBB
Katy Perry takes Paris Hilton’s sloppy seconds- Allie Is Wired
Amy Winehouse is admitted to the hospital- Celeb News Wire
Sienna Miller is a bitchy bitch- Holy Moly
Peaches Goldof is topless- Drunken Stepfather
Chris Brown is a liar- IDLYITW
Kate Moss is not really pregnant- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
SamRo’s twin is apparently a “real” girl- Geno’s World
Alec baldwin plays with his own Wii. it is not as dirty as it sounds. – popbytes
Lily Allen has cute panties- yeeeah
Megan Fox could do better- I Don’t Want Your Life
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Hot chick boxer can’t box because of breast implants- notorious news
