Archive for February, 2009
9021NOOOOO!
Feb 3rd
I don’t really keep up with 90210, but it is a good show and should only be filming “true” talent. That is why it upsets me to hear that a fraud like Tori Spelling, who was only on the show in the first place was because her father was the producer, was returning to the show. She has thrown her hat in the reality television ring and has failed miserably. And after you fail miserably in reality tv the last place you should try to find work was in REAL tv.
Like I said, I do not watch the show so I am not sure if she is returning as her original character in the first 90210 or if she is a whole new person. Is there a female translation of douche bag, because if there is one, she is it. Some people actually like her. Mainly because she is a family person. She is not one of those pathetic actors who are in their 30′s and still don’t have kids or a real life. Kind of like Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz. I am just curious as to how much she is getting paid. If she is getting paid at all. She is so desperate to ger her stardom back she is probably working pro bono. And that wouldn’t surprise me at all.
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Links that don’t need daddy to land them acting roles
The City recap- IBBB
Scarlett Johansson looks terrible with black hair- Drunken Stepfather
Rachel Bilson wears tight pants- I Don’t Want Your Life
Karissa and Kristina Shannon like being naked- yeeeah
Mischa Barton goes through guys like I go through condoms- Holy Moly
Miley Cyrus thinks she is turning Japanese- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- Collge Humor
MySpace the movie- Allie Is Wired
Dita Von Teese isn’t as hot as she used to be- popbytes
Christian Bale is a little bitch- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Gwyneth Paltrow vs. the blogosphere- Geno’s World
Kendra Wilkinson is getting her own reality show- notorious news
Joe Francis Is Back In The Clink
Feb 3rd
Founder of Girls Gone Wild Joe Francis was arrested Monday for showing up 5 hours late to his court appearance for tax evasion. His excuse? He had the flu. I don’t know what rich people that can afford just about any bail think about going to jail, but if I was threatened with jail time, only a broken spine would keep me from appearing in court. The reason for the court date was that Francis tried to write off $20 million in bogus assets which apparently is a crime.
It kind of makes you wonder why he would even bother to get a few mil on his taxes. Isn’t the dude like a billionaire? He has had sex with probably the hottest girls to ever be captured taking their tops off on video. He may be rich, but come to think of it, I haven’t seen a new Girls Gone Wildvideo in years. No word yet on what his bail was set at or what the charges carry regarding jail time. I am sure he will get off. In more way than one more likely. Since he is sick he will probably try to bribe a guard or two to get some Tylenol with the hundred dollar bills he has shoved up his keister for just such an emergency.
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Lindsay And Sam:Together, Separated, Together
Feb 2nd
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have faced a bevvy of break up rumors recently but unlike other celebrity break up rumors, almost all of them are true. It seems as though even though they fight like they are married, they just can not get enough of each other. Last Friday the two were partying it up at ESPN’s pre-Super Bowl party and Lohan was seen grabbing at Samantha’s blackberry to see who was constantly texting her. Lohan made sure that the photographers and other party goers saw that she was drinking only Red Bull but after the party a bottle of liquor was found underneath Lohan’s table.
After the ESPN bash LiLo and SamRo headed over to a MAXIM bash, pictured above, Â where she was yet again busted with a bottle of Patron underneath the table. So according to multiple sources, LiLo is drinking again. But I am fine with that. She is more fun when she is drunk. Somebodyhas to be the train wreck in the media. Seeing as that Amy Winehouse is off chilling in the Caribbean. I doubt anymore rumors will be noteworthy regarding the LiLo and SamRo dunzo-onzo relationship, but I love these chicks so you will probably see it here. One thing that I have observed through reading tabloids regarding Lohan, the more she drinks, the straighter she gets. That is probably why she isn’t getting along with Sam. She wants dick. And as badly as SamRo wants to have a penis, she will never grow one.
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Super Bowl hangover links
Sober House? That doesn’t sound like fun- IBBB
TomKat are living it up in Rio- Drunken Stepfather
Britney Spears is getting some restraining orders- Holy Moly
Ali Lohan cleavage. Do not look she is jailbait. Do not look she is jailbait. - yeeeah
Lily Allen looks cute when she plays in the snow- d-listed
Mischa Barton is hot but her clothes suck- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Best Super Bowl commercials 2009- Allie Is Wired
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Emma Watson will never drop cleavage- Geno’s World
Lauren Conrad dressed in all black- I Don’t Want Your Life
Kate Hudson has a home liposuction kit- Celeb News Wire
Michael Phelps busted for smoking pot- notorious news
K-Fed Is Making Tons Of Bank
Feb 2nd
Britney Spears is a diva and most people know that. Her most recent diva demand is that her kids go out on tour with her or she will cancel her tour. as if she had enough money to do that. Anyway, behind the scenes Britney Spears, her father Jamie Spears and K-Fed have been working out a deal for her kids to go out on the road with her. K-Fed with dollar signs in his pupils said that if she takes them on tour not only with Britney have to pay him an additional $4,000 a month on top of his $22,000 a month he already gets from Britney, but they will have to arrange a place for K-Fed to stay during the tour.
The only reason where K-Fed will stay is because Britney will have 3 “bases” during the tour where the kids will stay and she can commute back and forth before and after the shows. The three bases are in New Orleans, Los Angeles and New Jersey. This is a pretty good deal. K-Fed is like my favorite person in Hollywood right now. He is the biggest gold digger since Anna Nicole Smith and that bitch was fugly. So after we do the math we see that K-Fed is making $28,000 a month, has a killer pad in L.A. and gets his own temporary pad New Orleans and New Jersey. Rock on. Just think all he had to do to get all this was have sex with Britney Spears. Worth it? I didn’t think so.
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