Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady Tie The Knot

It seems that Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady have finally tied the knot. First they were engaged and then it was off, then back on, then they were dunzo and now they are married. It is a sad day for perverts all across the globe. They didn’t even make it secret. They married during daylight in California at Santa Monica catholic church. I am sure that after Brady recovers from his injuries, which are probably healed by now, he will lose more and more interest in  football and focus more and more on nailing his beautiful bride. At least that is what I would do.

Most people think that a super model and an athlete hooking up would make quite the power couple, but no, they are still the shallow Hollywood type that dress their dogs in little mini Dolce & Gabbana dresses during their wedding. I think I am going to gag. One thing that has surfaced because of this whole thing, since Gisele told everyonethat the engagement rumors were not true, that makes her a liar. A big fat LIAR! I don’t really care though. Tom Brady is a douche bag and he will never be a good football player again, so I hope he has fun porking his new wife. He just better not do the selfish thing and get her pregnant. Stretch marks are not sexy.

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