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Paris Hilton can get just about any guy she wants in America, including me, so I don’t see why she settles for this douche bag who just broke up with Amanda Bynes. Doug Reinhardt and Paris have been secretly meeting at clubs and at Paris’ house for some time now and some people are speculating that the reason for the split between Amanda Bynes and Doug Reinhardt is because of Paris.

Now I would not immediately go to Tokyo if asked by Paris Hilton. Play it slow. On your first date maybe take a plane to New York. Week two of the relationship, jet off to London.On week three, then and only then, agree to go to Tokyo. The reason behind this isn’t very deep. It is simply because you can’t have good sex in those little one person hotel rooms on Tokyo. By the time week three rolls around I would have already fucked her and moved on. Oh snap! Look who got played!

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