Nadya Suleman Offered $1 Mil To Make A Porno

Vivid Entertainment has brought me a lot of good entertainment through the years. When a celebrity has sex and puts it on film, it eventually lands in Vivid’s hands. And I am eternally grateful for that. What I don’t understand is what they want with Nadya Suleman, a.k.a. Octomom. She does have a pretty face and big beautiful Angelina Jolie lips but the rest of her body is pretty much in the crapper.

I mean I am sure her stomach looks like the joules of a dog. Now most people would say, a porno, this is a moral upstanding citizen and she would never degrade herself like that. But let’s take a look at reality here. She’s broke. Her house is going into foreclosure and if she signs on to be a contract girl, meaning she will have to make multiple movies, then she will get full health and dental insurance for all 14 of her kids. Not to mention the cool mil to blow on just about everything. It is a pretty sweet deal, but more than likely this will make her look like an erratic person and the government will take her kids away. And you know what that means. A cool mil to blow on no one but herself! The best of both worlds. Man! I don’t see how she can pass this up. Just for the record, if I ever saw this woman naked I would probably puke all over my keyboard. I already puked twice while writing this post.