This Is Terrible News!

Ugh! I hate it when I read the news and see the worst news a perv like me can hear. Kate Winslet is no longer going to do nude scenes. Now you probably already got your fix with The Reader where she is naked like 99.9% of the time. I would love to post screen shots from that movie but that would be considered NSFW and there is an entire section of the website dedicated to that.

Now this is not completely terrible. I would love to see some more of Kate Winslet nude but if you have seen any of her recent scenes then you know she is starting to get a little saggy up top. I’d still bang her though. She says,” I think I won’t do it again: A. I can’t keep getting away with it, and B. I don’t want to become’ that actress that always gets her kit off.’” I love how British people talk. Her kit. It means something else entirely here in the states. This might come as terrible news to Kate Winslet but she has been “that actress” for fucking years now. She has been getting nude in practically all her movie since Titanic. I doubt for some reason that she will stand by her statement that there will be no more nude scenes. If she does go nude again, I will put her back in my spank bank. Deal Winslet? I am glad we agree. Don’t you agree? Very well.