Puke!

Katy Perry is sick. Or at least she feels sick. Last night at The BRIT Awards, which I can only assume is an awards show in Great Britain, see I’m smart, Katy Perry felt under the weather and puked backstage. This could be under a number of reasons. Alcohol, mercury poisoning or too much blow. I like to believe all of the above. Rumor has it that the truereason behind the vomitous is because she kissed a boy and didn’t like it.

Another reason she puked may be because all the tabloids are buzzing that she is dating one of the Madden brothers and the thought of the world knowing she is having Paris Hilton’s sloppy seconds is enough to make just about anyone toss their cookies. As much as I would love to see some grainy cell phone pictures of Katy Perry barfing all over the pier diem behind the scenes, the only pics I could find was of her on the red carpet. Here is Katy Perry showing off her sexy legs.