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From one child obsessed freak to the next,we now look at the octomom. Her real name is Nadya Suleman but I will fit in as much slander as I possibly can. Just recently this woman gave birth to octuplets. And if I am not mistaken she now has 14 children altogether. She is also a single mom and has told the press she has absolutely no intention of getting a boyfriend or having sexual relations until all of her kids are in college.

Who exactly is going to pay for those college loans? Not you. TLC a.k.a. The Learning Channel is passing on giving octomom her own reality show. They already have a show with a family that birthed sextuplets called Jon & Kate Plus 8. Which is actually a killer show. They also have another show where they follow a family that has like 17 kids, but that is just because a woman decided to live her life in a perpetual state of pregnancy. TLC network president, Eileen O’Neill says, ” TLC is not pursuing any program at this time with Nadya Suleman.” Take thatyou fucking freak. No show. No money. Just you and a bunch of babies trying to suckle at your teet. I had a kid once, but I did the right thing by having my girlfriend get an abortion. Only 2 years old. That’s legal right? An abortion before the age of 4 is legal in the United States.

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