Lohan Still Craving That Dick
I like a pair of lesbians just like anybody else but aside from the occasional lovers spat, the relationship between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson has been pretty boring. To spice things up, and basically to feed her craving for dick, Lindsay has been secretlyseeing Chace Crawford. They haven’t been seen pictured together for quite some time but she has apparently been texting him like nonstop.
A source says, “She has a habit of over texting people, especially when she is attracted to them which is what happened with Chace. She’d have insomnia and he’d wake up to 5 or 6 text messages asking what he was up to. She has a habit of getting bored in the middle of the night and likes to flirt and get attention in order to keep her busy. Chace never acted on some of the things she suggested like meeting up, it was a little stalker like and creepy to be honest. He was just trying to be friendly.” None of this surprises me. Lindsay is still an attention whore and wants to throw a little bit of dick in the middle of her life. I figured by now this Chase guy would intercede and break her and SamRo up but apparently he was born without any testicles. Don’t tell Lindsay that, it may screw up your chances for intercourse.
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February 17th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
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February 20th, 2009 at 8:03 am
What the fuck has she done to herself! She looks like shit!
March 19th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Holly spokeroony, she looks rough!