Salma Hayek Is Rich Now
Damn! This is a day to go down in history. No not because it is Presidents Day, but because this is probably the best gold digger story in the history of the United States. Salma Hayek has wed billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault in Paris on Valentine’s Day. How romantic. Only douche bags get married on Valentine’s Day and I am surprised more celebrities didn’t get on Saturday. I am sure more celebrities got married this Valentine’s Day but none of them are being reported upon because none of them have this big of a gold digger status.
It is very sad to say that Salma Hayek is officially off the market but this isn’t exactly a match made in heaven. Originally the two got engaged in 2007 and broke off the engagement in 2008. And now they are back together. Even if Salma does come back on to the market you can bet your sweet panties that she is never gonna settle for someone who has under half a bil in their bank account. Maybe this will loosen up the morals of Salma Hayek. Maybe she will become one of those yoga instructing free spirit type of people who all of a sudden become very appreciative of their beautiful body. That could lead to more nude scenes. This is asking for a lot but I just hope she makes her way back onto the market.
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Links that are middle class
LiLo needs to ditch SamRo already- IBBB
Katy Perry takes Paris Hilton’s sloppy seconds- Allie Is Wired
Amy Winehouse is admitted to the hospital- Celeb News Wire
Sienna Miller is a bitchy bitch- Holy Moly
Peaches Goldof is topless- Drunken Stepfather
Chris Brown is a liar- IDLYITW
Kate Moss is not really pregnant- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
SamRo’s twin is apparently a “real” girl- Geno’s World
Alec baldwin plays with his own Wii. it is not as dirty as it sounds. – popbytes
Lily Allen has cute panties- yeeeah
Megan Fox could do better- I Don’t Want Your Life
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Hot chick boxer can’t box because of breast implants- notorious news
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Salma Hayek is a Psychopath. A Very Sexy Psychopath
about 2 years ago - 3 comments
Salma Hayek is a pretty hot chick and most of the time hot chicks have their shit together. You know, because they are hotter than everybody else. But that wasn’t the case last night at The Chateau Marmont hotel when she went to eat at the restaurant and the hostess refused to seat her. Apparently
Salma Hayek Likes To Smoke Cigarettes
about 3 years ago - 1 comment
Just when I thought starlets are fake, shallow, superficial and dumb I find out that Salma Hayek has a human side to her. She is addicted to cigarettes. I support this because I am a common smoker too. I think it makes you looks cool and sexy. Not to mention that sweet burn of nicotine
