Salma Hayek Is Rich Now

Damn! This is a day to go down in history. No not because it is Presidents Day, but because this is probably the best gold digger story in the history of the United States. Salma Hayek has wed billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault in Paris on Valentine’s Day. How romantic. Only douche bags get married on Valentine’s Day and I am surprised more celebrities didn’t get on Saturday. I am sure more celebrities got married this Valentine’s Day but none of them are being reported upon because none of them have this big of a gold digger status.

It is very sad to say that Salma Hayek is officially off the market but this isn’t exactly a match made in heaven. Originally the two got engaged in 2007 and broke off the engagement in 2008. And now they are back together. Even if Salma does come back on to the market you can bet your sweet panties that she is never gonna settle for someone who has under half a bil in their bank account. Maybe this will loosen up the morals of Salma Hayek. Maybe she will become one of those yoga instructing free spirit type of people who all of a sudden become very appreciative of their beautiful body. That could lead to more nude scenes. This is asking for a lot but I just hope she makes her way back onto the market.

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