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A lot of people say I should go easy on the big people. That it is genetics or whatever. But when you are a chick like Jessica Simpson, you know genetics is not the reason for her weight gain. Also, she is a celebrity and gets a lot of public scrutiny. If she doesn’t want to be made fun of then she should stay out of the lime light. Another reason to “dis” the singer is that she is a total snob. She could give a regular guy a break and give him her phone number or go on tv and tell people how she is raising money for charity. But no.

Now the restraining order tells me I can not go anywhere near the star so I can not ask her these questions myself. But someone out there should ask. Why the fuck are you on such a high horse? Jessica is playing off this weight gain thing as something silly that she can laugh at. But most of the viewing public isn’t laughing. She says, ” I’ve had times when my pants split right down the middle when I bent down to reach a note.” Haha! Everyone laugh and point! What note anyway? Is she so dense that she can’t even remember the 3 string wonders someone else wrote for her? I could say something witty right now but I don’t wanna kill the buzz of laughing at Jessica Simpson when the denim tears on her ass when she tries to remember what the hell to do on stage. More pics of Jessica and her fat pooper below.

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