Rihanna Is Injured

Rihanna won’t be doing any concert or television appearances any time soon. That is mostly because her pussy boyfriend Chris Brown beat the shit out of her leaving her with a bloody nose, a split lip and serious head contusions on both sides of her forehead. It is now being reported that Rihanna was not the one who made the call to 911. It was another person in the immediate area that heard Chris Brown and Rihanna screaming at each other.

Once the cops arrived Rihanna refused treatment but the police took some photos of Rihanna which haven’t leaked onto the internet yet, but give it time. The photos show “devastating proof of abuse.” I hope this douche bag, which is an understatement, Chris Brown gets the max in jail because of what he did. There were reports yesterday that he actually had a weapon but that was TMZ’s fault for fucking up their legal reading and it is not true. He did in fact use his fists to beat up his girlfriend. What a barbarian! Not only that, but he bit her like 3 times. A couple times on the arms and once on the fingers. Rihanna needs to hook up with a realman like me. I might not be able to satisfy her in bed, but I would never raise my hand to a woman. It is ok, I will keep a watch on this story and when Chris Brown goes to the clink I will laugh and point fingers at him on this website.

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