Bar Refaeli Is Your Sports Illustrated Cover Model

Bar Refaeli is probably the hottest jewish girl I have ever seen. And this month she is on the cover of Sports Illustrated in their annual Swimsuit Edition. I met her once and asked if she wanted to go on a date. She said something along the lines of, “having your penis in me would be career suicide.” I took that as a maybe. Afterwards we grabbed a drink and we made out. OK that last part was made up but she said all I needed to do was work out a little more and get a nose job and I would be a catch.

About $5,000 and one personal trainer later and I will go back to L.A. to try to score a date with her. If any other models hit on me during that period I will have to turn them down and pursue my one true love. OK let’s face it, I will probably hook up with the other models as well. It is not because I am selfish. It is because when I dohook up with Bar Refaeli, I want to be good in bed. I am not gonna waste your time with words anymore. Here are some more pictures of Bar in the recent issue of Sports Illustrated.