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Not only is Jessica Simpson’s weight increasing, but her singing career is getting worse and worse. During a Grand Rapids show she only did a 38 minute set list. Maybe 38 minutes is the longest her cankles will support her weight. She managed to fuck up several songs during the concert. During the song “With You” she paused to take a drink of water and the back up vocals had to sing the lead words and she had to restart the song “Pray Out Loud” because she was so distracted.

She then was singing her new single “Come On Over” and completely forgot the lyrics. Afterwards she apologized to the audience and mouth the word sorry on the big screen. What a fucking dunce. Finally after introducing her song “Do You Know” she told the audience that she felt like walking off stage. After the songs was finished she was seen wiping away tears as she made her exit. Some people feel sorry for her but I never will. She is a full blown snob and never seems grateful that she has the fans that she has. As few as they may be. I’d still pork her though. Don’t get me wrong. Even with that extra baby fat I would still hit that shit six ways a Sunday. I just wanted to clarify that.

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