American Idol Judge Calls Bikini Girl A Bitch

If you watched American Idol last night and you are male that means that your eyes were plastered to the American Idol bikini girl. Her name? Sara Bikini Girl? After bikini girl sung, and did a horrible job at it, during group week she posed and smiled for the cameras like any true attention whore would. After the judges voted her off the show she walked off the stage with a 3 mile Steven Tyler smile. That provoked Kara DioGuardi or as she is known in some circles as the judge who isn’t Paula Abdul called her a bitch.

Under her breath of course, not to her face. After being voted off the show bikini girl pretty much told her Idol team contestants that she was voted off the show because of them but she was still all smiles. I am sure she is ready and willing to stay in the national spot light and if she plays her cards right she will be. I just hate seeing people go from American Idol  to complete obscurity. Kind of like that chick a couple of seasons ago who could sing just like Britney Spears but was voted off and was never to be heard from again. My penis doesn’t like that. He knows I am talking about him. He doesn’t like that either. I better quit talking about him before he detaches himself from my body.

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